I had a good run at the Coastal Delaware Half Marathon this weekend, other than the two mid-race bathroom breaks I was forced to take. Other than that, we got perfect weather to run a beautiful and well-supported course. This just might become another annual event for me.
Friday evening, Clark and I (and Pepper, of course) headed down to the beach. We were a little late getting to the beer dinner at Dogfish Head, but they hadn’t even collected the plates from the first course yet when we sat down, so we were able to quickly catch up.
It was three courses — salad, a shrimp dish and then sourdough toast with ricotta cheese and chicken, all paired with a different sour beer. Then they gave us each a Miracle Berry tablet. Once those had dissolved on our tongues, they gave us the same three courses and beers, plus a dessert course and additional beer pairing, and told us to try it all again.
The tablet was supposed to flip our sweet/sour tastebuds, which would flip the flavor of the beer and food. Honestly, the food didn’t taste different to me, other than the key lime pie they gave us for dessert (which tasted like bread after the tablet), but the beers did taste super sweet the second time around, with no hint of sour. Later, one of the chefs came around to see what everyone thought, and he said some of the other staff at the restaurant had taken the tabs and were eating lemons like oranges just because they could haha.
Packet pick-up for the race was at the new convention center, a short walk from Dogfish Head. We had enough time to get there before it closed after the dinner. We got our bibs and after party wristbands, a swag bag with a pint glass and a car magnet (I put free race magnets on the fridge), and our event T-shirts, which are a cotton-polyester blend in gender-specific cuts. It’s one of the nicer race shirts I’ve gotten.
T-shirt, pint glass and magnet. You had to finish to get the trucker hat.
We also each bought a GU Stroopwafel for before the race, and Clark picked up a GU gel for during. (They were handing out gels on the course, but it wasn’t until mile 8, which is a little late in a half in my opinion; I’d brought one from home to eat closer to halfway.)
Anyway, we were all set for race morning, so we drove to Clark’s parents’ place in Fenwick, where we spent the rest of the weekend.
Saturday morning, Clark and I each did a short run. He only wanted to do two miles, to try out a brand new pair of shoes he’d just gotten in the mail the day before. When he got back from that, I went out for a 5-miler.
It was a breezy day and still a little chilly. I just did an out-and-back along the highway running from Fenwick to Bethany. The wind was right in my face on the way out and it felt way tougher than I liked. Of course, when I turned around, it was pushing me along, and suddenly running felt a million times easier. I finished in 43:31, an 8:41/mile average.
That afternoon, one of Clark’s coworkers arrived, with a new guy they just hired. He’s moving out here from Ohio after he graduates from college next month, so I guess he came out for the weekend to see what the housing situation was like. Several of his soon-to-be coworkers took turns entertaining him while he was here, and Saturday was Clark’s day.
I had a feeling this was going to mean drinking, which could mean trouble for the race the next morning. Yes, it was supposed to be “just” a training run, but I do not enjoy hungover runs of any distance or effort, especially ones I had to pay for.
I did my best to be sensible throughout the day. We went to Papa Grande’s first, for lunch, and I had a couple beers there. Then we hung out at the house for the rest of the afternoon. I only had one more, and then I ate up a big chunk of time pedaling the beach cruiser to the Dunkin’ Donuts all the way down on 120th Street in Ocean City to get an iced coffee, because the one in Fenwick hasn’t yet reopened for the season.
I volunteered to drive when we went to dinner. We drove up to Lewes to go to Big Oyster, since the outdoor seating area is covered and we could take Pepper. I nursed a single beer there. Finally, we stopped at Dogfish Head in Rehoboth, and I just had one more before I went back out to the car to sit with Pepper and listen to the end of the NASCAR race.
So I didn’t drink too much — five beers over 10 hours isn’t going to kill me — but it was still later than I liked when we got back to Fenwick and finally went to bed.
I didn’t get a whole lot of sleep that night. Clark’s coworker passed out on the pull-out sofa bed we were supposed to sleep on, so Clark and I wound up in the twin beds in the back bedroom. Guess whose bed Pepper picked to squirm around on and take up more than half of?
My alarm went off at 5:45 a.m., though I was already up to let Pepper out. It was kinda cold out there that early! I was a little worried about the running clothes I’d brought for the race — shorts and a thin long-sleeved top — but I hoped it would warm up a bit when the sun came up.
I got dressed, got Clark up and moving, and we were on the road only a few minutes later than I’d intended.
On the drive up there, I ate the Stroopwafel and a banana, and gulped down one last bottle of water.
I wanted to get there early in case it was hard to find parking, or we wound up really far away from the start/finish area, which was on the boardwalk right at the end of the main strip in Rehoboth. Turned out that was not a problem at all. I got a spot really close to the boardwalk, one block over from the main strip.
We got there so early, I got to see the start of the marathon, which went off first at 7 a.m.
Appropriately, the guy wearing bib No. 1 would go on to win. (Dave Fredman Frederick photo.)
Once the sun was up, it was a perfect day for running, not too cold but just chilly enough to stay comfortable.
This was the view to the left of the start line:
Rehoboth Beach. (Fredman photo.)
I had 30 minutes until my own race start. Next order of business was to find a bathroom. I expected to find a bank of port-o-potties somewhere, considering they had about 2,600 runners between the three races that morning. But no — the only bathrooms were the public ones, and the women’s line for the one right there on the main strip was already at least 150-strong.
Fortunately, I found another open public bathroom one block past the start line, and took care of business there. The lack of port-o-potties at the start and subsequent massive bathroom line is the only real complaint I had about the whole race.
I went back to the truck to get get out of my sweats and get ready to run. The race provided a gear check area at the start/finish, but we got to park so close, I didn’t use it.
In spite of getting there so early and parking so close, I still managed to be one of the last ones to the start line. Clark and I were both seeded in the first corral based on our predicted finish times, but as we were walking toward the start line, it looked to me like there weren’t any openings in the fence other than the back. I thought hard about trying to squeeze through the rungs in the fence, but decided to run to the back of it and try to move my way forward from there.
I didn’t get too far. I wound up between the 2:15 and 2:30 pacers before I couldn’t go any farther without shoving people, and I’m not that big of an asshole.
I had company though — Kelly got there late too, because of the bathroom lines, so we started there in the second corral together.
They let the first corral go at 7:30, and then the second a few minutes later.
It was so crowded at the beginning. I followed Kelly through the crowd as we ran down the boardwalk. It’s pretty narrow, so there wasn’t a lot of room. We got hung up a couple of times, and Kelly turned around and said “I hate this!” haha.
Once we got off the boardwalk and onto some streets through town, it got a little better. We had some room to run. Kelly took off and I didn’t see her again until the after party.
The first couple of miles wound through a residential neighborhood I know very well from other Rehoboth races. I was still weaving through some people, but mostly I was just cruising. My first two miles were 8:19 and 8:09.
We left the neighborhood and ran past the ocean.
Somewhere in the third mile.
Just before the first water stop around mile 2.5, I heard someone call my name. It was Clark! I’d just passed him. Assuming he’d had to start farther back too, I blurted out, “What the hell are you doing up here?” Turns out there WERE openings in the fence between the first and second corral, so he’d started where he was supposed to! He pushed me forward and told me to keep going, so I did. That was also the last I saw of him until after the race.
I took some water at the first stop. Mile 3 was on the road toward Gordon Pond State Park. I ran it in 8:11.
Headed out toward Gordon Pond.
In the next mile, my guts started rumbling. I knew there was another water stop when we got to Gordon Pond, so I crossed my fingers there’d be an open port-o-potty.
I took some water at the stop, then ran over to the port-o-potties. Score! The first one I tried was open.
I felt much better after that stop and rejoined the race as we ran onto the crushed gravel trail around the pond, heading toward Cape Henlopen State Park.
Mile 4 was 9:27 after that stop, and mile 5 sped back up to 8:10. In the sixth mile, we ran over a raised metal bridge Pepper hates. That bridge took us into Cape Henlopen. Mile 6 was 8:19.
Just inside Cape Henlopen, we hit the next water stop. I slowed for a few seconds to eat my GU and wash it down with water.
The next 2.5 miles or so were a loop through Cape Henlopen. I thought I’d seen every inch of trail through that park, but the first part we ran yesterday was new to me. It was also crushed gravel.
Mile 7 was 8:44, after I’d eaten the GU, and mile 8 was 8:30.
In the ninth mile, we finished that loop and headed out of Cape Henlopen the way we’d come in, over that raised metal bridge. There were still plenty of runners coming toward us on their way into the park at that point, so it got a little narrow there, and I got hung up a couple of times.
Mile 9 was 8:29. As we made our way back down the trail around Gordon Pond, I could feel my guts rumbling again off and on. I was thinking I might have to stop to use the same port-o-potty on the way back.
Mile 10 was 8:28 and mile 11 was 8:27. Just past that, we were back to the water stop in Gordon Pond State Park. My guts happened to be in ‘off’ mode at the moment, so I just took some water and kept going.
Leaving Gordon Pond State Park.
MISTAKE!! As we left the park on the road back to Rehoboth, it cranked up big time. I knew we had at least a mile to the next water stop. Fortunately, there is always another house being built in Rehoboth, so I started scanning the properties along the road for a construction site with a port-o-potty. Thank you God, there was one at mile 11.8, with two unlocked and untouched port-o-potties.
Crisis averted! I felt much better and only had about 1.3 miles to go.
At this point, I’d caught the back of the pack 9K run/walkers (that race started 30 minutes after the half), so I had to do some more weaving for the last part of the race. Mile 12 was 9:54 with that second stop.
We ran back on to the boardwalk and there in the distance was the finish line! Almost there!
My watch beeped mile 13 — 8:11 — and I glanced down at it. A woman cheering on passing runners yelled at me, “Don’t look at your watch again! The finish is right there — just go get it!” So I did!
Almost there!
I ran the last 0.24 (my Garmin was obviously off) at a 7:33 pace and crossed the line in 1:53:08, an 8:39/mile overall average.
My Garmin later helpfully pointed out my actual moving time was 1:50:14, so now I know exactly how much time I waste in port-o-potties.
Just past the line was Fredman, who got this awesome shot haha:
Past him was a local runner who ran Boston last Monday and so was volunteering at the finish line instead of running. He said I didn’t look like I’d just run a half marathon. I thought he was nuts but looking at that picture I see I was so uniformly sweaty it doesn’t look like I’d sweat at all. Trust me, I was soaked! Turned out shorts had definitely been the way to go, and I was wishing I hadn’t bothered with sleeves.
I went back to the truck and changed into dry clothes. I waited for Clark for a while but he didn’t show up, so I thought maybe he went straight to the after party.
The after party was at Grotto Pizza on the boardwalk. The downstairs patio area was packed, but Kelly texted me that the indoors upstairs area had the same buffet and beer lines, but was practically empty, so I met her up there.
There was pizza, pasta, chicken tenders and salad. We each got three beers — Michelob Ultra, Shock Top or Goose Island IPA.
I had some food and a couple Shock Tops with Kelly and one of her coworkers who’d also ran. Clark found us there too, but he’d already eaten downstairs and just wanted the truck keys so he could go take a nap haha.
After the party, I got another iced coffee from the Dunkin’ Donuts down the boardwalk, and then Clark and I drove back to Fenwick. We hung out at the house for a while, then went to Fish Tales in Ocean City for lunch. When we got home, I unpacked everything, took a shower and eventually fell asleep on the couch.
So, to sum it up, here are Clark’s and my race stats:
Me:
- 1:53:08
- 19th/172 F 35-39
- 81st/845 women
- 207th/1,281 overall
Clark:
- 2:17:13 (he said he lost six minutes in a port-o-potty because it was so gross he had to clean it up!)
- 54th/66 M 35-39
- 308th/437 men
- 709th/1,281 overall
And our bibs and medals:
Somehow Clark got a busted medal missing the ‘2018’ piece.
That was fun, but up next is a 50K — in FIVE DAYS!
Today, I’ve got a short easy run and strength training on the schedule.