This morning, I did some push-ups, ab exercises, invisible chair-sitting and weight lifting. Then Pepper and I did two very easy miles on the road. It should have been three, but my legs were kinda tired since I did my long run yesterday instead of Saturday, and Pepper was so overly distracted by every blade of grass on the side of the road it was taking forever anyway.
When I got home, I did some barefoot exercises and stretching and foam rolling.
So Saturday was my very first mud run. It wasn’t raining, as promised, but it was windy and chilly, as promised. I wore a pair of old mesh shorts, a long-sleeved wicking top I’d gotten from a race but didn’t really like and an old Air Force cotton T-shirt on top that I’d gotten in basic training.
I left very early to make sure I got parking at the race site. If it was full, I was going to have to park out on the road, which was separated from the race site by about a mile-long lane. The race started at 9 a.m. (and the co-ed team division, of which my team was a part, didn’t start until 9:15 a.m.) but I got there at 8 a.m. There was still plenty of parking.
The first thing I saw was two firefighters spraying a firehose into a giant mud pit. Turned out that pit was both the halfway mark and the finish line of the race.
My teammates, Kari and Doug, were already there. Somehow the race organizers managed to lose our packets with our T-shirts and bibs, but we were on the roster, so they made us new bibs and gave us some of the extra shirts. By this point, we had an hour to stand around in the cold wind and wait for the race to start.
Finally, just before 9 a.m., the race directors called us over to go over the course and the obstacles we could expect. I wasn’t really listening. Then, at 9 a.m., the men’s teams took off. The women’s and co-ed team members watched the men run through the first 200 yards of the course, which included the first small mud pit, and disappear into the woods.
The women’s teams took off about five minutes later, and then it was finally our turn!
The three of us had to finish together, and there were a couple of obstacles we had to complete together, so we ran the whole thing together. We stayed near the back of the pack, running up the first hill and through the first mud pit, effectively soaking everyone from about the knees down in mud. Just a taste of what was to come.
We ran maybe a half mile through the woods before we came up on the first obstacle — a pit in the ground with logs laid over top. There was no mud, but you had to get low to clear the logs. There was a huge backup of runners in front of us waiting to go through, so we had to wait a while.
When we got out of that pit, we saw runners coming toward us covered head to toe in mud. They had just cleared the next obstacle — the low-crawl. This time, there was a lot of mud.
We had to get on our hands and knees, and in some places, bellies, to get under the low ropes strung over this river carved in a mud bog. If you didn’t get out of that dirty, you cheated!
After the low crawl, we ran to a series of planks. Some were on cinder blocks, some were just on the ground. There was no mud beneath, but if a team member stepped off one, the whole team had to start over. Again, there was such a backup of runners at this obstacle that you could only try to go over the planks as fast as the person in front of you. I didn’t see anyone step off.
The next obstacle was a log carry. The team members had to pick up a roughly 6-foot log and carry it around a field together.
Next, we ran to a field where a maze was cut out. Again, there were enough runners in front of us that we really only had to follow them to find our way out — though we still managed to hit a dead end once, haha.
After the maze was another plank obstacle. This time, each team had two planks. The three members had to stand on one and pass the second plank down the line to the first member, who laid it down. Then all three stepped onto that plank, and repeated the process with the one that was now behind them. We had to cross a roughly 30-yard field that way.
After we crossed that field, we had to haul ourselves over this huge tractor tire. Then we came up on a large wooden wall. There were three places to go through — at the very top, through the middle and under the bottom. We shoved Kari over the top, I went over the middle and Doug went under the bottom.
Next, there were three hay bales wrapped in plastic we had to launch ourselves over. I had to get a good running start each time to get over them. Then we ran through a low tunnel, crawled under a net, jumped over another tunnel and then, holding hands, through a series of tires.
Finally, we climbed over and then slid down a muddy hill, right into that mud pit I’d seen coming in. We had to cross it. It was pretty deep in places, about waist-deep. On the other side, we ran about a mile and a half through the woods and then we were back at the first obstacle, that pit with the sticks over the top.
By this time, I was starting to wish I’d worn pants. I wasn’t cold, but my knees were getting scraped up on all the things we had to crawl through or slide over.
We repeated all the obstacles, except the plank one to cross the field, and then we had to run all the way around the final mud pit and crawl up one last muddy hill to reach the finish line.
It took us an hour and 20 minutes to run about five miles! It was really a LOT of fun!
Me, Kari and Doug just after finishing.
After getting hosed down by the firefighters, we headed to the food tables. They had so much food. I had a small wrap, a few boneless wings, a pulled pork sandwich with cole slaw on top and a couple of small muffins. Yes, I was starving when we finished!
Then the cold started to set in. Kari and Doug had to drive to Virginia straight from the race. I went home. I put on some old sweatpants and laid an old towel on my car seat, but my wet shorts still soaked through to my seat on the drive home.
When I got home, it was just starting to sprinkle. By the time I had taken a very much appreciated hot shower, it was raining off and on. I stayed home the rest of the day. By the time Clark got home that night from working on the beach house, it was pouring. Then the lightning started. It stormed like that all night.
Sunday morning was clear and bright, but still very windy. I wasn’t at all sore, except for my slightly scraped-up knees, so I decided to do my long run first thing that morning.
The first 4.5 miles flew by. At an intersection near the ferry, I came up on something unexpected.
The road was washed out. I have never seen standing water like that around here. I knew it rained hard Saturday night, but I didn’t know it was that hard.
I mulled over my options for a moment, but decided to stay on my intended course. I took off my shoes and socks and trudged through the water. The sun was shining right on it, so I could see what I was stepping on. I couldn’t help but feel like I’d just been doing something like this the day before. I walked a little more after I cleared the water to let my feet dry a little, put my shoes and socks back on and started running again.
The rest of my route was dry, though there were some spots where the debris across the whole road indicated it had been underwater recently. The second half of the run was head-on into the wind for much of it, which is always annoying. I finished 12.2 miles in 1:46:17, average overall pace of 8:42/mile.
I did some yoga to stretch out, and then Pepper and I headed to the beach to help work on the beach house. After lunch, I took Pepper for a walk on the beach. He seemed to like the sand, but he didn’t want his feet to get wet. He would sprint away at top speed if he saw the surf washing in anywhere near them, haha. He also had a mild heart attack when we were approached by a bunch of semi-deflated balloons blowing across the sand.
I helped Clark’s mom paint the outside of the house for the rest of the afternoon. At home, Clark and I took a shower and I had pizza and beer for dinner before falling asleep on the couch before 10 p.m.
And the Boston Marathon just ended for the elite runners. An American woman, Desiree Davila, juuuuust missed winning by two freaking seconds!